India…

JODHPUR
My train trip from Jaisalmer was a delight. 

After a very early start and the slightly-panicked realisation that the promised ride to the station perhaps wasnt going to happen, but then with persistent knocking and calling-out at the locked door of the hotel, a guest let me in and I was able to rouse my driver….The arrival at the station met with some consternation also, but eventually I boarded the train, found my bunk, and settled in for the journey. 

My companions were a family of Indians with a mother, her baby and three children, and her parents. The 3-tiered bunk arrangement was ingenious, with the two top bunks flat against the wall until configured, these on one side of the aisle, whilst on the other the single bunks were parallel to the aisle with luggage racks above….all of this doorless. The train was packed, as I had imagined it would be, having long been fascinated with images of rail travel on the sub-continent.

Despite the noise, I was able to doze quite comfortably on the 6 or so hour journey, and, when wakeful, watched the landscape gradually change from desert to scubby farm-land to urban, and had small communications with the family. I was somewhat concerned that I would miss my stop, but my companions were only too happy to ensure that didnt happen.
Before I embarked on this trip, I had been googling images of train travel in India, and one had come up of the Victoria Terminus in Mumbai. This amazing picture had stayed with me…the trains stationary while there is a blurred sea of people in every space around them…I thought to myself then that if I could cope with that, then I would cope adequately on my upcoming adventure! 

Im rather impressed that I found myself in that very scene, and managed superbly!
Well, the station at Jodhpur was not like VT, but when I stepped off the train I was immediately swamped by auto-rickshaw drivers wanting my trade. Having already experienced similar occurences, I wasnt overcome, and chose one of the men…once someone has the job then the others drop off quickly Im happy to report! My driver took hold of one my bags, I hoisted my pack on my back, and off we went at a brisk pace. There was a rather high flight of stairs to climb to cross the fly-over to the street where our vehicle was parked, and half-way up the stairs I tripped and went down, landing heavily on the edge of a step on the outside of my wrist. 

My first thought when I looked to the source of such pain was “thats broken”. After the driver having helped me up and we’re walking once more, the main thought in my head was “it CANT be broken, Im in INDIA!!!!” The driver wished to take me to a hospital but being in denial, I just wanted to get to my hotel, and after a couple of wrong-way detours, we arrived at my home for the night. The boys ( I say ‘boys’, not in any way a derogatory term, but because my overall impression of Indians is that they are very young-looking!) in charge, were very concerned for me, and their repeated insistence that they take me to a hospital finally convinced me. 

My ‘taxi’ awaited….except that it was a motorbike, to my horror! Anyway, off we went, unhelmeted, me perched on the back holding on with one hand, dodging cows, people, buses and the associated mad traffic one finds in any large Indian city! At this stage, of course, I would’ve been well in shock, but I do remember praying that we didnt come off as I really could not have sustained any more injuries!!

Eventually we arrived at our destination…the large emergency department of a government hospital. I followed my host as he spoke to various officials, and we were ushered at last into a large open room filled with dozens of people, both injured and not. I was horrified as I looked around at the injured ones lying on battered old stretchers waiting for attention, no curtains or privacy, and the layer of dirt that appeared to cover all the surfaces….being used to seeing the sterile hospitals of home…. There was a long trestle-like table just inside the door where a bank of perhaps 7-8 doctors sat, dealing with multiple people at once. After a short discussion, I was led off once again, this time into the bowels of the hospital, where it got no cleaner, and a couple of pidgeons had even taken up residence….My confidence was not growing! 

The x-ray department was pretty scary as well, and very rudimentary, from my Western perspective. My host(and to my shame, to this day I dont remember his name, so will call him ‘Jamahl’) said he would look after my handbag as I had x-rays taken. I passed it over to him and then was shown into a room to wait. ‘Jamahl’ then disappeared, initially causing me some worry thinking that everything of importance I had was in that bag, money, passport etc, until I decided that in my present condition, I would just have to trust that all would be well.

X-rays taken, ‘Jamahl’ back with me, we went outside to wait for the next stage. At the entrance there were seats for the overflow of humanity that was arriving unceasingly. As I watched, people in all states of injury and unwellness turned up, usually in auto-rickshaws… One young man, who was lifted out and placed gently and compassionately on a stretcher by the driver, unconcious, accompanied by a hugely pregnant very young wife, had tears welling in my eyes as I wondered whether he would ever regain conciousness…. 

Some time later I was called back inside to be told, by an extremely handsome young doctor, that my arm was indeed broken, as he held my x-ray up to the light. An associate, who stood with him, stated that he would “give me an injection for the pain”. This idea terrified me as at this stage I had no broken skin, and the prospect of having a needle going directly into my vein, in this seemingly unsterile environment, filled me with horror! I responded that “I couldnt do injections”…having never had a broken bone, I had no concept of what was to come….I was then led off into an adjoining room. My image of this room still focuses on an old beaten-up examination table covered with a dirty tattered old sheet, which the beautiful-one picked up, shook, and re-laid, and then invited me to clamber up, and sit on. Then several other men appeared…one held my arm above the elbow and another my hand, and the rest, 6 or 7, just clustered around. The beautiful-one then proceeded to manipulate my broken bits(this is called a ‘reduction’, I came to learn), and then plaster my arm. I have no recollection of whether I screamed, but I remember writhing in the most intense pain I’ve ever experienced. I must have been very close to passing out, and in fact was probably willing myself to do just that. Once my arm was plastered, the little crowd disappeared and I was left to myself. Reeling with pain still, I managed to move into a position to lie down, and lay thinking there was NO way in the world that I would be able to get back on that motorbike…

After some time, ‘Jamahl’ appeared and said “we must go”. I followed him to see the beautiful-one, who told me that they “would not be charging me any money, this is a government hospital, it would not be the case in a private hospital”. I felt overcome with gratitude at this point, and feeling that a mere ‘thank-you’ was completely inadequate, ‘Jamahl’ led me out. 

Still thinking that “I cannot get back on that bike”, I re-mounted the bike and off we rode through the chaos of the streets back to the hotel.
Once back, ‘Jamahl’ passed over medications and x-rays, with instructons on how to take the tablets, and left me to the privacy of my ground-floor room. After a time of bringing myself to my present state of affairs, I realised I hadnt eaten since the train-ride many hours previously, and suddenly felt ravenous. The dining room, as I’d found is usually the case in Rajasthan hotels, was on the roof, in this case, 3 storeys up. When I’d tripped, I’d also landed on my right knee, so by this stage, this was also proving to be very painful. I hobbled my way to the top of the stairs and made myself comfortable, feeling very sorry for myself I might add! 

I had a delicious dinner slightly marred by the fact that I couldnt use my right hand, which became, over the next few days, a major source of discomfort. From my vantage point I had a splendid view of the fabulous Mehrangarh Fort, which, unfortunately, is as close as I got to seeing anything of the ‘Blue city’, apart from the pillion-passenger motorbike aspect…

Although I didnt actually see anything of Jodhpur itself, I have to say that my stay at the ‘Jodhpur Heritage Haveli’ was a high-point. The family who run this hotel were warm and genuinely concerned for my comfort and well-being, and the hotel provided fabulous food, and clean and comfortable facilities. If I have the good fortune to return to this city, and I certainly hope to, I will return to this pleasant oasis of calm.

JODHPUR AIRPORT
After my untimely fall at the railway station and subsequent experience, I tried to delay my flight to Delhi which was scheduled for the day after, but was unable to, so, arm encased in plaster, and feeling quite exposed and vulnerable, I arrived at the airport at the appointed time. 

My incapacity being so new, it was difficult even managing to heft my bags into the terminal, but once inside, felt better knowing that I would soon be able to relax on the upcoming flight. The terminal was teeming with people, something I’ve been known to enjoy, but in my present state, felt unnerving and stressful. I was looking forward to ditching my pack at check-in but this proved to be a non-event as there was some hold-up or another, so I found myself a seat instead, and began people-watching. 

There were several armed guards walking about keeping a watchful eye on proceedings, and one in particular caught my eye. Very straight and upright, good-looking, his beret at a jaunty angle, his uniform ironed to perfection, hand on automatic weapon slung over his shoulder, he looked both movie star and menacing, and I couldnt keep my eyes off him! This amusment lasted until he noticed me staring a couple of times, so I thought it prudent to drag my vision elsewhere….
The terminal, in the mean-time, had been gradually filling with more and more people, and it appeared there were no planes taking off at the moment, which turned out to be the case because of fog, I assumed. Northern India had been experiencing a ‘cold-snap’, and fog had been interfering with all modes of travel over the last few days, and now the fog had arrived in Jodhpur! It was turning into more than a slight delay…. The annoyance of still having my pack to haul around was becoming more of a problem with the terminal getting to standing-room only capacity, so I made my way to a spot that became vacant next to a wall in attempt to be less of an obstacle. One of my many observations of this day was that people generally move a lot even if going nowhere! The room was in a constant state of flux, no-one was actually leaving but there was perpetual motion….India immortilised in one room! 

Another observation was that of a pair of European women travellers railling against the inadequacies of Indian air travel….I wondered at the wisdom of their choice to come to India at all if they weren’t prepared to step out of the comfort of their precise schedules of home…..

Ive flown on many of the worlds’ air-lines and would be prepared to opt for Air India certainly not as a last choice!

The wait turned into one of four or so hours, so when I finally boarded the plane, the feeling was certainly one of relief. It was sad to be leaving Jodhpur without seeing any of its monuments or enticements, but sometimes we just have to take from a place any experiences, or perhaps lessons, that we can glean while there. 

 

DELHI
Arriving at Delhi air-port was a somewhat surreal experience, there being a decided lack of people about, at least in the ‘arrivals’ department, it made me feel uneasy about why it was like this….bomb scare maybe? Eventually I understood it was simply that once you walk out the doors you cant come back in…I had been told this, but still the unearthly quiet had thrown me. 

I had been given intructions on how to go about organising a taxi, but my companion en route had been met by someone she knew, who she was attempting to get to include me in a drop-off plan. It was all a bit convoluted, and obviously miles out of their way, so I insisted that I would find my own way to the place I had booked. 

It wasnt difficult to sort the cab, but this new feeling that had overtaken me in Jodhpur, this vulnerability, made the ordeal somewhat unsettling. On the way to my lodgings, I attempted to put myself back in the place of excited, intrepid traveller, but a definate gloom had come on me and the fact that the weather was also cold and dismal did nothing to dispel my mood.

Having been part of the AirBnB network up until recently (as a host), I had booked 3 nights with AirBnB in a suburb that turned out to be a long way from the airport, and also from the main part of the city. The house itself was very nice, and the hosts lovely, but I think better for a couple, mainly because of its isolation. I stayed 2 nights here in the end as it didnt feel conducive to getting out and about by myself, this being what I like to do, and there were really no eateries or really anything nearby. I did venture into the city one day, and caught the train back. This was all very well until I couldnt find my way back to the house, and found myself almost in tears in my newly-morphed state! 
The area around Connaught Place where multiple roads converge on a central park is heaving and bustling, and certainly not for the faint-hearted! Everyone has something to sell, even if they dont! Everyone is on the make, which I decided is fair enough….this is a country of 1.2 billion citizens, all trying to make a living, they HAVE to be on the make! But sometimes it CAN become overwhelming. This is how this day was for me, and even though I did allow myself to get conned into going to some ‘government’ shopping emporium, the pressure applied to have me buy a less than perfect aquamarine for an exorbitant amount of money, pushed me to my limits of endurance! And then back in the shop zone, the throng of people, the touts, the sheer NOISE of it all….the newly-vulnerable me couldnt cope so scuttled off to the Metro to board a train and escape back to the relative quiet of the suburbs!
The Delhi Metro is a superb mode of travel…fast, clean, cheap….but also no doubt because of these reasons, everybody uses it! I boarded along with the hoards, and at every stop was astounded that more people just kept squeezing on. At one stage I seemed to have my face centimeters from the glass of the sliding door, and thought there was no possible way that another single person would fit, then the train would stop, a crowd would disembark, another crowd would board, there would be a general readjustment, and on we would go….I even at one stage managed to get a seat! A fantastic experience!
After 2 nights at the AirBnB house, I decided to move to a hotel closer to the action of the city, so booked into the Godwin Hotel, chosen purely because it was the surname of a good friend of mine (no relation, of course!), and for the fact they did one-way complimentary airport transfers. My host at the house didnt recommend the hotel saying that it wasnt in a ‘good’ part of town, but it had appeared to be fine online so I carried on with my plan.
The area of the city did indeed seem somewhat seedy, but the hotel was clean, warm and comfortable, even quite plush, in my view, with pleasant and friendly staff, and I was happy to be somewhere with a bit more activity and clamour happening around me. This room became my ‘bubble’ of warmth and safety, and it was lovely! I spent most of the next 24hours in this bubble, apart from the odd foray into the mean streets, but with my right hand disabled, this spoilt one of my major enjoyments…eating out! This, of course, because one does not use ones left hand for eating in India.

The main drawback to this self-imposed confinement was the presence of the TV! Having nothing to do and all day to do it in, I found that really the only English-speaking programs were news channels….and after 2 days of watching the dreadful goings-on in the world (incuding a second Asian plane disaster), coupled with my new feelings of vulnerability,this made for almost overwhelming never-before felt, travel fear!! And I had yet to board another Malaysian Air flightcraft to get me to Brisbane!

My nervousness at the airport pre-flight, was quite beyond the realms of anything Ive ever felt before, with even strict inner-dialogue scarcely able to calm.I wish to never experience such panic again! 

Mercifully, once on the plane and seated, however, serenity prevailed! 

 

Vang Vieng

We were booked on the bus to Vang Vieng at 1.30pm with our new friend, Becky… my boating plans having been dashed. I found it was uncommon for any to go upriver from the capital these days. After a trip to the post office where every silk shop I passed screamed to me (I managed to resist, I’m pleased to say!), we took up waiting for the bus. It finally made its appearance at 2.40!!!!!

The ‘VIP’, big, luxurious bus!!!!!

We’d seen the photos!!! Ermm, no! A squashed 20-seater mini-bus with springs threatening to make their own appearance through the seat vinyl at any moment….the closest we came to the bus in the photo was at the gas station where we were parked next to one!

Our travelling companions were 3 cool young Japanese guys who we shared food and stories with on the 4 hour hell-trip.

Laos is quite mountainous and the roads narrow….and there are villages perched seemingly on the edges of cliffs. Our driver appeared to actually speed up on approach to these hillside towns, and to my horror there were often small children playing within feet of the vehicle as we raced by! The landscape was beginning to fill with the limestone karsts that this area, right through to northern Vietnam, is famous for. They looked spectral in the misty rain and low-cloud, and really quite magnificent.

On arrival at our destination, we found accommodation, then all hurriedly retired to an eatery, and beer, where we toasted having arrived intact!!!

Villa Malany was fabulous….a huge room, huge bed (mine), comfy bed AND comfy pillow, and our own bathroom….all for 60,000 kip, around $10.50!!!!

After a great sleep in our lovely new room, it was up early and up the Nam Song river for the tubing experience. I’d organised a guide, Saing, Im not sure why as it was all kind’ve ‘downhill from here’, but anyway….It was fantastic. No hoards of skylarking 20-something back-packers revved up by the booze from countless riverside bars along the length of the river, as was the norm in the high season we were informed. Just us! We stopped at one of the bars so that Sage could have a turn at a very unsafe-looking high slide that twisted and turned for at least 50 metres with an abrupt 3-4 metre drop into the river at the end! He loved it of course!

Eventually we arrived back to town
where Siang suggested we might like to travel to a renowned waterfall in the afternoon, he said on bikes, which I took to mean bicycles, to which I foolishly agreed….. We met again after lunch, Sage and I with our bikes that I’d managed to hire, and a litre of water between us. Siang established that he’d meant bikes of the motorised variety….to which I insisted that “we’d be fine” on bicycles. We started off heading out of town on the tiniest little upward gradient, the ‘gravel’ becoming more rock-like the further we rode. Siang was on a motorbike somewhat ahead of us but would stop and wait every so often. The road became harder-going with each kilometre traversed, the way paved entirely with rocks, and the water dwindling. When asked, Siang would always allude to the waterfall being “very close now”, but with every corner and hill behind us the answer was always the same!

It was a nightmare!!! At one stage I just wanted to throw the bloody bike over the edge of the gully! Sage was a star, riding his bike further on then coming back to get mine, encouraging me with platitudes of ‘you can do it’, me feeling that death was imminent….I was EXHAUSTED by the time we got to the mythical waterfall, feeling certain I had heat-stroke, and the exertion making me want to vomit! Throwing the damned bike to the ground, I sank into the river, having no intention to move again!!

Siang then said we had to walk a little further to get to the water fall, to which I almost choked, but with Sage’s insistence, I at last made the effort. Well….the WATERFALL turned out to be the most pitiful-looking thing I’d seen in a long time, and rudely likened it to something akin to a stream of urine!!! Needless to say we didn’t stick around to gaze at it for long! Back at the bikes, which I’d had to pay someone to look after(!!!), I explained to Siang that there was NO WAY I WAS GETTING ON THAT THING AGAIN, so he would have to secure us a tuk-tuk, by hook or by crook, to get us back to town. There was only one such vehicle at the place and apparently it was full (by sensible people who HADN’T ridden bikes), but I’m guessing my demeanor suggested that I was indeed NOT going to ride the bike, so the poor bloke was duty-bound to find me another way home….Which he did in the end, after much negotiating with the driver. The dreaded bikes were loaded on top of the tuk-tuk, and secured, and we had the best-ever ride that I’ve experienced in one of those things, back to town!!

I was completely wrecked and out cold by 9.30!!

van vieng

LAOS

Vientiane
I had no idea that one had to apply for visas here on arrival…..its always as well to travel with extra passport photos! US$30 each, and the first of our fancy visas.
Caught a cab into town and booked into The Orchid, then off for a meal at ‘Sticky Fingers’, which seemed a most unlikely name for a restaurant in the capital city of Laos, but it appeared to have the requisite credentials…..Indeed it did, a fabulous fish meal and Beerlao, and very cheap!!

It was hard to believe a mattress could be so hard, but a nice room, and the staff all very willing to be of help….
My brother happened to have an old friend living here who I rang, and who arranged to come and see us in a couple of days.

The next day was as wet as you can imagine and the footpaths muddied, which was a great pity, but still we got out and had a look around. The Laotian people are a lovely, gentle race, and the city was interesting and very pleasant in spite of the weather. And there was the Mekong….
That night I woke at 3.30am to a phenomenon unheard of in a SE Asian capital city…..silence!!! A full 5 minutes before a vehicle disturbed the peace, and then again. Amazing!!

I was in awe of the mighty Mekong, life-blood to some 60 million people, and in places up to 45 metres deep! I had been wanting to get to this river for some years and had finally managed it….I was not disappointed!!
It had been my intention to try and secure a boat passage upriver to Luang Prabang….this, unfortunately, was not to be.

It was necessary to apply for Vietnamese visas at the Embassy here in Vientiane, so this was on the upcoming agenda. $45 each for a 3-day wait. All very officious…..servants of bureaucrats are the same the world over. It wasn’t till later I realised I’d added the WRONG date, so would have to return the next day AND 3 days hence!!!
It was MILES to the Embassy, but back I walked the next day, and luckily so….I struck an official who appeared to be not bored and pissed-off, and actually helped by suggesting that I could pay an extra $10 to change the dates and then come away with the visas, there and then! Needless to say, I did!
On my way home, I came across the Laotian ‘Arc de Triumphe’- very grand and impressive, but like many of the buildings and monuments, grime-covered from decades of neglect. Nice gardens though! I found I enjoyed the French architecture throughout ‘Indochina’, however care-worn.

Laos, having gained independance from France in 1953, has none-the-less been involved in a variety of conflicts since, and provided a strategic position for American bombs during the war in Vietnam. Between 1964 and 1973 the U.S. dropped two million tons of bombs on Laos, making it the most heavily-bombed country in history relative to the size of its population. There remain thousands of unexploded bombs in the country rendering vast areas of land unable to be cultivated, and killing or maiming at least 50 Laotians annually.

That evening, my brothers friend having made contact, a group of us went out to dinner. The friend, Peter, had a niece staying with him, a young kiwi woman named Becky, so along with the two of them, there was Peters partner, Tieng, and a child, Tina, whom they had adopted. It was a great evening, and especially good to have some adult conversation!

The next morning Sage had a few hours at the local pools with Tieng and Tina, while Becky and I met for coffee and made plans to meet in Vietnam. Once again with Tieng and the kids, we went back to Peter’s town-house, then off to the ‘farm’, and onward again to a popular swimming spot. This place was teeming with people away from the city for their recreation…. swimming, playing, barbequeing (eek, chickens with heads still attached), but something I found more disturbing still were the beautiful green beetles pinned to toy helicopters to make the rotors turn…..

It was an early wake-up the next morning to find Becky knocking on our door…she’d decided to join us and had booked into The Orchid as well, and planned to travel with us as far as Luang Prabang, and maybe beyond. She was having waves of homesickness, so would see how she went. Sage and I were pleased to have her along.

There were a heap of street food stalls across the road from our hotel so we ate at one of these this night….delicious spring rolls and Mekong fish! It was amid a family party with lots of fun and hilarity….we could understand none of it but lovely to be nearby.
Felt a pang of sadness about leaving Vientiane tomorrow….

VIENTIANE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Johor Bahru

We caught a bus from Singapore to Johor Bahru. The trip was quick, less than an hour on a causeway crossing the Straits of Johor, connecting the island with the Malaysian mainland.

My initial response to the town was ‘dirty ol’ border town’, which in fact didn’t alter. I have come to this approximation of border towns over a lot of years of passing through them, and concluded that they all have a similar feeling of lawlessness and abandonment of colour…
I must add that I have no concrete evidence of these claims!

I’d obtained the address of a homestay so we eventually found a taxi to take us there….I say ‘eventually’ because the first two cabs we tried either didn’t know the address, or didn’t want to……
The house was simple, which was ok in itself, but on being shown our room, it all became far too ‘simple’! The bed was literally a board on a kind of divan base, in a tiny little outer room about the size of a bathroom. I enquired of the woman of the house whether there might be another room to choose from maybe, and she became somewhat panic-ed, and insisted that her husband would be home soon…..by this, I understood, inferring that her husband would sort out any questions or gripes I may have, or perhaps would just convince us that the room was, indeed, habitable!
We edged out of the house, me giving some inane excuse that we “would go for a walk and return in a while….”, this obviously being a lie as our bags were firmly ensconced on our backs!
Getting away from the house as quickly as was humanly possible, and having absolutely no idea where we were, we just ambled aimlessly for a time, while I considered our next step…..
Some time later, we came upon a main-looking road, so the decision was made to hail another cab and just get to some appropriate accommodation as soon as we could.

Standing on the side of the road, in a foreign, Muslim, country….a white woman and young white boy attempting to stop a taxi, I suppose doesn’t sound that intrepid, but believe me, there were moments when it felt EXTREMELY so!!

Johor Bahru, although just over the border from Singapore which is a progressive, western-influenced, capitalist city, is a predominantly Muslim city of relatively large size, round 500,000 people, which completely lacks the polish and sophistication of that other place, and from what I noticed, tourists! This fact, I’ve got to say, is in no way a bad thing, just an observation, and for me at that time, slightly unsettling.

Anyway, after some time and no luck flagging down a taxi, a middle-aged man who had been standing at the doorway of a mechanical work-shop holding the hand of a small child, walked out to us and asked whether he could help. After a short conversation detailing our predicament, in minutes he had hailed a cab, and in no uncertain terms, had admonished the driver to take us to a budget hotel near the railway station! This I understood implicitly even though no word of it was in English!

We were delivered to the JB Hotel and for 58 ringgit (about $20) appropriated a private room with a comfy bed, all of 3 minutes walk from the station!
Oh it is well to believe in the kindness of strangers!!

 

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KUALA LUMPUR

When I was twelve I had, amongst others, a pen-pal (an entirely out-dated concept, I know) from what was then, Malaya, now of course, Malaysia.

William Foo would write to me with all manner of fascinating facts and statistics about his country, and one of the absolute MOST fascinating was the information that they had rubber trees that were TAPPED…..and that is, literally!! The trees are somehow allocated a tap (screwed into the trunk?) and a wee bucket is hung off the tap, thereby enabling the tap to be turned on and liquid rubber run out of the tree (the absolute details of this process escape me). This image has stayed with me my entire life.

Along with the rubber tree intrigue, I also had the romantic notion that Malaysian train-travel was next-to-none….whether that was due to William, I’m unsure…. Anyway, on this day, I was about to experience something I had waited a very long time for!!!

Out of the hotel at 7am looking for coffee…people friendly, and only a couple that appeared homeless!

We were due on the train at 9am….how fabulous, to spend all today’s daylight hours seeing what I had been waiting all my life for! First class, what’s more!! It was worth experiencing the very BEST!!
Oops….1st class, really??? All looks somewhat down-at-heel to say the least!! Train very slow….its going to be a long trip at this speed…Eeekk, is THAT the only toilet??!!

First impressions last….
Oh, I was feeling deflated….

Passing through the inner and outskirts of Johor Bahru….dirty and impoverished looking, lots of slums….
And once out of the city, looking for the famed rubber trees….NOT A ONE!! Thousands of acres of palm plantations! All the way to Kuala Lumpur, this was all we saw!!
I was flabbergasted and completely downheartened! I knew that the palm oil phenomenon was far-reaching and causing irreparable damage in many countries, and to much wildlife, but this was tangible proof of the insidiousness of this new cash crop.

Onward and upward….

KL, Chinatown….The Matahari Lodge. Sounds slightly exotic, but so not!! A hell-hard bed so out early to find somewhere else to call home for a week.
The Monkee Inn became the place….$23 for a lovely clean, quiet room with windows and air-con!! We settled in, then caught the metro, the LRT, into the city.

The journey was great, seeing a new city from the windows of a train is always a pretty cool thing, for me.
We disembarked in the central city and made our way to the famed Petronas Towers. These were the tallest buildings in the world from 1998-2004, and remain the tallest twin towers in the world. All gleaming stainless steel and glass, these towers really are quite impressive, although the obvious conclusion one comes to is whether the money invested in a landmark in the face of an awful lot of poverty is well-spent…..And then, once inside, I was astounded that stores with prices such as these even existed in a city outside New York!!

From the grandeur of the twin towers we progressed to the Aquarium and KL Kelly Tarltons. I don’t recall whether it actually WAS called KL Kelly Tarltons or if I’m just making that up, but in fact, an official I spoke to at the place did tell me it was based on our own Kelly Tarltons here in Auckland, and to all intents and purposes it was identical.
Fantastic, and a most enjoyable afternoon….
After which it was back to the slums for a cold Tiger!

The next day featured a locals market in the alley behind the Monkee….everything from false teeth (fitted one at a time), Chinese viagra and dodgy erectile aids, to brass rupas and electrical components! No Westerners in there….apart from me!!!
Then off to the Batu Caves on the bus, an amazing Hindu pilgrimage site up some hundreds of steps outside KL. This is one of the most popular Hindu shrines outside India, and has at its entrance an enormous statue of Lord Murugan that dwarfs its surroundings…..almost 43metres, in fact!

As is often the way with such impressive tourist sites, rip-offs abound….Sage, at the time, was completely enchanted with snakes, so when an opportunity to be photographed with some of substantial size was presented by an enterprising chap, why not?…..The pythons were indeed beautiful, one in particular being golden, it would be a pity to be churlish….

Back to the city, and thence to Chinatown and the Monkee, street food on the way in the famous Petaling St, an excellent day!!

Another interesting experience had nearabouts to Chinatown was having my hair cut! By no means ordinary, and somewhat surreal….It began, at the outset, with the relentless 80’s music: the Thompson Twins, Cyndi Lauper etc, then my hair was shampooed, and neck, head and shoulders were massaged, at length, while seated, then I was moved to a lying position with a pillow-type thing in the basin for the hair-wash! Quite odd but very pleasant….the cut didn’t turn out so great, but, well, we cant have everything!

One day we awoke to rain, and the market traders all adhered to the sides of buildings gleaning whatever shelter could be had. Cleared by breakfast and business as usual!
Then steaming sunshine and a Hindu festival in full swing, everyone dressed in their colourful finery…..Some hours later saw the street sweepers busy bundling up thousands of polystyrene cups and plastic take-out containers.
No coffee to be found!!

On a smoggy day near the end of our KL stay, we ventured off to the ‘Sunway Lagoon’, an immense park ringed by bush. The park is in a basin, and after the bush, around the very top edge are the pick of KL’s top hotels, at least that is how they appeared to us… A far-cry from the high-density housing with caged balconies that we had passed through to get here.
This place was amazing…..it had everything! Amusements such as water slides and bungee, wildlife, water for extreme sports, a 500 metre long swing bridge….and NO crowds! Fantastic!

Our last day in Malaysia, we started out to the airport late morning and after a few minor hiccups reached LCCT (low cost carrier terminal) by 1pm. More hold-ups once on board due to passengers no-show, but all very exciting once on our way to Laos.

Batu